The
House of Schmoo

Where cats shake the habitual and reality takes a backseat to the gloriously bizarre. We conjure up surreal spectacles of whiskered wonders decked out in looks that would make even the fiercest legends purr. Is it art? Is it nonsense? Is it a revolution wrapped in tulle and an ungodly amount of treats? The answer is yes. Step into the House of Schmoo, where every meow is a manifesto and every tail flick is iconic. We’re not just creating—we’re catapulting the absurd into your world.

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